DUDE IM THE BIGGEST PUSSY YOU WILL EVER MEET i hear a weird noise during night when im over and im instantly like Should i wake eichi up if theres a ghost about to kill us. He needs his sleep.Maybe the ghost will ignore him. and then i end up hiding under the bed

eichi sleeping over at my house and i tell him hes gotta take the floor but really im making him take the bed while i sleep on the floor (im embarrassed about sharing a bed with him in my room)

my favorite hobby is acting so mean and evil towards eichi and telling him he sucks but when theres no one else around im clinging to him and telling him to pet me and napping on him

if i get called eichis dog again im pulling the trigger for real this time