are we expected to believe that the noid is an alien? or some sort of fae creature? that the first documented contact between other worlds and our own is to steal our very food upon which we subsist? no. he is just a man with a strange hat, a lust for pizza, and a powerful propaganda machine behind him. do not let him deceive you

I'll tell you what if the Noid tried to eat my pizza I'd blast that freak to kingdom come

i won’t avoid the noid but the little fucker better hope he avoids me!

I'll tell you what if the Noid tried to eat my pizza I'd blast that freak to kingdom come