realizing latent dick size anxiety after reading that while men are more susceptible to appendicitis over the course of a lifetime, women aged 35-44 have a 12.1% higher incidence of appendectomy than any other age-gender cohort. Are they "really goin' for it"?

because from time to time I get the Extremely Bad Tummy Hurry that takes a few hours to resolve and will turn out to just be like. gas. so I may very well end up waiting several hours for gas to pass but actually it is a serious acute condition that I've worsened by waiting too long

I feel a radiant bond to everyone I know who has had an appendectomy. We are twin flames now.