oh, you like cooking don't you? getting fancy with your knife skills, balancing flavours and textures, judging the exact right moment to move things from one pan to the next, yeah- but it takes time, right? well!!
dumps a half-defrosted microwave meal on the counter
here you go! saved you SO much time, you just have to heat it up and fix the seasonings a bit! the computer isn't very good at telling the difference between sugar and salt yet. but it'll learn from you! and eventually you won't have to cook ANYTHING anymore! isn't the future wonderful??
