The navy gives you a jacket from time to time, as a treat. Since your adjutant is always the same size, it’s certainly a sure shot. They get all of the good cooperatives near the capital to do it—Verteks, Molniya, Défense—but with the labels cut out so you don’t get ideas.
When you serve as long as I do, you build up a collection. Pieces start to sell for REMS* instead of brouzoufs. But why would I do that when I can simply wear all of them at once. I certainly don’t get cold.
* Rare Earth Metal Securities, one of the few really universal mediums of exchange that remain.
