there is no praise or compliment you can muster that is more pure and genuine to me than a "god fucking damn it, mack" at one of my jokes
please let me know wnen i have caused significant psychological distress, it sustains me like a fuckt up fampire
You've been asked what fantasy game character a Mack would play... but what sort of fantasy Game Master is the Mack like? What kind of scenarios do they like to run? Do they prefer to be on one side of the screen or the other?
This isn't just a question with an answer, this is a question with a whole fuckin' essay attached. Remind me of this when I'm sober, 'cause this deserves the whole-ass spiel.
A Mack will absolutely get you playing Spacemen and Starships, though. There's enough goddamn level one bards in the world; you nerds are gonna go to SPACE.
How many voops is too many voops?
How many voops is insufficient voopage?
Does Mack have a cool hacker tool like a voopiemeter?
Zhat’s Three questions for you!
Unfortunately, the Doctor Juice is really too sweet to suck down in any large quantities, and I don't need to make myself sick.
...so instead it's gin and Monster. Y'know, like a fucking champion.
