the mack is what happens when science and nature are forced to take a holiday by the land of mack believe, which is where you close your eyes and think really hard about whole lots of beef but in the shape of a friendly gato who is also a hulk!! the mack is a type of creature defined by science guys as 'charismacktic megafauna,' meaning they're a big kind of thing which is good at getting peoples to take the photos and go awww at the glass around their enclosure. a mack is a type of linus with big meaty legs and biceps, all the better to hold up those mega hands for grabbing friends and buddies which is smaller than them. which is most friends and buddies!! macks is can be prettybig, usually at least three times the size of a lamp, but if you try to get a precise height it's like schrumdinger's tape measure: they are big. that's all. easypeasy!! just look up. macks is also gato in other ways, too, like adhering to the fitzensitz principle if there's a box big enough for all that beef. if you buy a fridge, maybe try and leave the box out and see if you can attract a mack into your own yard!! you can sweeten the deal by putting maybe toy soldiers or foxes under there. it probly works like all the times. anyway, that's why the mack is bestfavourite animal okayBYE

I've got to be less self-deprecating. Mostly because I'm actually goddamn amazing, so I gotta be honest in the advertising copy, y'know? Hell yeah.

Yes! All kinds. Many kinds! Every kind. Star Wars' droids, Lieutenant Commander Data, Robby the Robot, Janet Goodplace ("Not a robot."), GLaDOS, so on and so forth, ad infinitum, ad nauseam. Robots are good.