Okay, so... beef. I'm assuming we don't mean a stew ingredient in the best thing ever, but like, beef waggles eyebrows kinda beef? Beef is a tricky one. 'cause beef is one of those things where on someone it looks extreme and too much, where it suits a different character just right. Honestly? I don't have a good answer for this, except, "Let me take a look and I'll know it when I see it."

This is exactly the face that I make when that shit lands. When I hear someone groan. When somebody laughs. When I get a, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Mack!"

Yes, I probably am really annoying at parties. But at least you always know where I am!

Left boob because I'm right handed and I will not elaborate.

will never know the incredible burden of coming up with the perfect message for their answering machine - just funny enough not to lose friends, just irritating enough to tell people not to call again if you're screening.