Left boob because I'm right handed and I will not elaborate.

will never know the incredible burden of coming up with the perfect message for their answering machine - just funny enough not to lose friends, just irritating enough to tell people not to call again if you're screening.

Google gives me nothing useful, or it's telling me exactly what a Nod ring is and it doesn't strike me as worth stealing!

A couple people, actually. To whom I am actually a familiar figure worthy of the title, so.