and y'all know what THAT means. It's Gin o'Clock, and that makes it #AMA time.

A whole sleeve of you doesn't count as part of a balanced diet? You wouldn't make a nutritious lunch?

Good thing you can't talk. :3

all kitties are kitties

this is a macksmooch diorama

MERRY MACKSMOOCH!

Because on the one hand, it's fun making up absolute nonsense things to say about animals, but I also like to make sure there's actual facts in there about them which might encourage folks to go look up the animal for real, and I have learned a stupid amount about cute critters I would otherwise likely never have come across!!