#aunt mack
Because on the one hand, it's fun making up absolute nonsense things to say about animals, but I also like to make sure there's actual facts in there about them which might encourage folks to go look up the animal for real, and I have learned a stupid amount about cute critters I would otherwise likely never have come across!!
One of them has a commercial that has deutschrap so cringe inducing I think my hair's gone curly.
One of them has a bouncy fox guy telling me to save money.
I hate that I'm so easy.
Mrs Fox says to me, completely unbidden and with context, "The past tense of lynx is lonx."
"...what?"
"Lonx."
"WHAT."