Because on the one hand, it's fun making up absolute nonsense things to say about animals, but I also like to make sure there's actual facts in there about them which might encourage folks to go look up the animal for real, and I have learned a stupid amount about cute critters I would otherwise likely never have come across!!

One of them has a commercial that has deutschrap so cringe inducing I think my hair's gone curly.

One of them has a bouncy fox guy telling me to save money.

I hate that I'm so easy.

Mrs Fox says to me, completely unbidden and with context, "The past tense of lynx is lonx."

"...what?"

"Lonx."

"WHAT."

how big are you????? that's going to have a lot to do with how that question gets answered.

but YEAH they're BIG!!!!!! in lots of ways other than the sheer volume and displacement of Wanger