One of them has a commercial that has deutschrap so cringe inducing I think my hair's gone curly.

One of them has a bouncy fox guy telling me to save money.

I hate that I'm so easy.

Mrs Fox says to me, completely unbidden and with context, "The past tense of lynx is lonx."

"...what?"

"Lonx."

"WHAT."

how big are you????? that's going to have a lot to do with how that question gets answered.

but YEAH they're BIG!!!!!! in lots of ways other than the sheer volume and displacement of Wanger

Unless we're talking about penicillin or something. The guppy, though? Bahgawd. That thing was shat out the end of the ugly factory and stopped at every ugly light on the way to the bitchass runway.