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#aunt mack
I'M FUCKING JOKING IT'S MULE.
You mean it's a ginger beer that'll have me bouncing off the walls?! A couple of the Juiced flavours are pretty nice - I like Monarch in particular - but Mule wins out by sheer virtue of how goddamn difficult it is to actually get just ordinary ginger beer in Germany, and this shit will also have you singing through your teeth.
to drink your Monster and tea and rum.
It's drinks o'clock on a Saturday evening, so being the hero I am, I'm sat at my PC looking at Cohost and demolishing a meager supply of Captain Morgan. Needs must. AMA ye lubbers!