Are you very small, or is the Mack very big? What if both? Watch their step!
🎨 by @magnetiorchid here!
#aunt mack
some of you are dropping really weird shit into the inbox for bestfavourite animal candidacy and i'm just gonna say uuuhhhhhh don't be weird
oh also!! if i get multiple asks on the same animal before i've done it you'll see the first one pop up as the answer, so it's worth double-checking the tag to see if i've already done something.
how do you make such cool posts? I want to posts cool unhinged witticisms like you.
be middle-aged.
be tired.
be drunk.
be mad as hell.
Pick one and just fuckn GAESFERIT.
Now to reduce seven large onions and a leek over a medium heat for about forty minutes.
Tastes leagues better than anything out of a can.