Future Perfect@perfectform11/7/2023, 1:35 PMHEY IF YOU WANNA DEFROST TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING YOU GOTTA DO IT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA RUN TO THE FRIDGE AND TOSS THAT BIRD IN THERE TICK TOCK#hey guys#[turns my chair around]#we all like to have fun here#but if you elect to defrost a frozen turkey in the refrigerator#allow one days defrosting for every four pounds of meat#(plus about a day’s grace period after it fully defrosts)#do not defrost your turkey for 16 days unless you:#a) have a 70-pound turkey#or#b) want to get food poisoningsee all
