The table router I rely on for my work every single day has betrayed me once again and ruined both my workpiece AND the original template.

The bit climbed suddenly as I rounded a corner and bit it deeper than it should have, fucking everything up. Are there any fucking CARPENTERS on this site? A fucking cabinet maker? Send me a woodworker to help me figure out why the router keeps barfing out the bits no matter how tightly I secure the collet.

I am known if anything for cranking these TOO tightly to remove bits. What the fuck is happening??

edit 1/21: fixed a typo that was irritating me