visiting my grandmother in the hospital and room service comes in with dinner, so naturally I hop up to help set up the tray for her,

Room service: You’re cool.
Me: ??????? Thank, you?
Room service: [gestures at clothes] I like your vibes! You’re cool.
Me: (interpreting this as “you look queer”) OH, haha thank you!
Room service: maybe it’s just the tism rizz
Me: SDFGHJKLKJHGFD LMAO???????????

you guys I can't believe i got diagnosed by hospital room service