It wasn't until both @doctorwednesday and Johnny Knoxville were trying to convince me that a whole-ass field of doohickeys charged admission that I went looking it up, and hhholy shit.

you get to write a sentence like this about a place and expect me to believe that people went there? they sent their children there?? it was fun??????????? people died and this didn't close the park, like, in the FIRST instance????????????

wowie zowie

we here in America have a long tradition of charging admission to artfully-arranged junkyards

"Buy him out, boys!"

But you stumble on it again - uncounted days, or even years later - and you realize you don't need an excuse to put it in front of the world?