I've been nursing a bottle of vanilla aftershave lotion for literal years and it's finally running low. So maybe it's time to change it up a bit! I don't know anything about body chemistry or smells or whatever, so go off if you do.

I'd also love to hear from folks with breathing problems, as I'd like to not kill asthmatics before contact. However the primary goal is to stink real nice the next time I meet anyone wearing programmer socks.

I know the bog standard man scents are like. Cinnamon, bay rum, sandalwood, but what do people actually like? as opposed to just what's marketed? Male self care stuff's advertising can basically not be trusted in a vacuum.