Take a Hollywood movie, pick one of its translated titles, then translate that back and pretend it's a Japanese Light Novel series.
A Trap Made of Crystals 1: Beginnings! Searching for my wife in the far land of Kah-lifornia
A Trap Made of Crystals 2: Catastrophe! Suddenly, villains from You-roop appear!!!
A Trap Made of Crystals 3: Unbelievable! Is the driver a blind musician?