Celebrating beating Vampire Survivors by unearthing my fandom account so I can angrily add a bunch of info to this one stage's wiki page because it's been out for three months why did nobody put in an explanation of the way this wonky-ass stage works yet?!?

I expect to get my additions edited or changed or rearranged (because I approach all wikis assuming that whoever runs them is a megalomaniac) but let there be SOMETHING here, PLEASE.