i swear to god using Fedora is like being gently cradled in the soft arms of a smiling maiden saying "oh you sweet baby angel, that mean old Microsoft Windows can't hurt you anymore, no they can't, we've got this nice terminal to help you out too!" while using Arch derivatives is like being hit with a slim branch and forced to dig for truffles in the woods while being taunted with "you're a Linux fan? name every package while you dig"
I can't believe i've put up with this for so long, I think I'm making a Fedora partition just to recall the sweet embrace of a gentle soul