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I wanted to give a friend of mine a brief on my kitties, so you guys are just reaping the benefits

• Name: Lunis
• Sex: M
• Age: ~6?
• Adoption story: Evelina had spotted a kitten that she wanted to adopt online. When we came to the shelter, it turned out that there was a mix up. Long story short, we ended up adopting the kitten that was angling to whack the ear of a senior cat one that one shelter lady was telling us was too mean to be adopted out.
• We got him because we wanted Piksė to have a friend.
• They didn't get to be friends (in all fairness, we botched the introduction). The shelter didn't want to take him back (after lying to us that they would) and the rest is history.
• Smart, energetic
• #1 hunter-killer. Kibble doesn't stand a chance. Has killed ~5 birds despite being a 100% indoor cat.
• Also #1 reason why you can't buy flowers for Evelina. Can be laser focused on eating them.
• Likes to be completely covered up for snoozing purposes
• Demands attention like once a day
• Will not willingly get into your lap or on your hands
• Invented gnawing on inanimate objects to make me get up and feed him, but only after noticing that I'm already awake.
• Is learning to be vocal and to enjoy human attention more from the other cats
• Very handsome
• Go him a spiky food bowl/plate to make him eat slower. Still eats so fast that he throws up at times.
• If we return after being out for a few hours, he goes to the toilet immediately. No clue why.
• Perfect loaf. Also the inventor of the crashed dragon/ rotisserie chicken sleeping pose.
• The white paws and chest are perfect

• Name: Suodis (means "soot" in Lithuanian)
• Blek ket, though he does have a few white strands
• Age: 2-3 years-old.
• He/himbo
• Brother of Gogis
• Evelina spotted a Facebook post about someone having dumped two kittens next someone's yard
• When it came time to catch him, he was eating the dead baby weasel the Facebook poster's cat had caught
• The tip of his tail is broken at a 90 degree angle
• Seemingly had weaker hind legs when he was a kitten. Didn't stop him from trying to jump, climb or stand or two legs
• One underemployed brain cell
• Pure instinct
• Most likely to make sleeping uncomfortable for you by getting into bed
• Only climbs on top of me if he wants food and I'm in bed
• Will absolutely melt in Evelina's lap/arms
• This absolute state of relaxation has lead to him experiencing some really stupid falls
• Could potentially chase the red dot until he passes out/dies. It's our task to stop the game beforehand
• Zoomies/10
• Enjoys recreationally jumping on/off our tall IKEA closets
• Worships Lunis
• We have three litterboxes. Suodis manages to poop in the gaps between them at least once a week.
• Somehow in perfect health. Vet literally said that he had big bones to explain his weight.
• May sleep in loaf position with his face to the ground. No fucking clue why.
• Lunis actually summons him for some recreational fighting in the corridor
• Will claw at closed doors until cows come home
• Wonderful creaky meows
• EKEKEKEKEK

• Name: Gogas (from Van Gogh). Never called like that.
• Name people actually him: Gogis. Gogutis (diminutive). Gogelytis (diminutiver).
• Age: 2-3
• Brother of Suodis
• Lunis attacks him to establish dominance. Gogis either doesn't understand or doesn't care.
• Doesn't want to be held or get onto your lap
• Sweetest cat alive
• Forgives anything you do to him within 5 minutes or so
• Ear scritch fiend
• Will lift his head up for you to pet him
• Likes to lay down with his front paws crossed because he's angling for a paw model gig
• CHIRP
• Chirping is the preferable alternative to meowing
• Used to have the sweetest "oh dear" face
• Before we go to bed, we have to secure all miniatures, cover up all the keyboards, hide all the books and cardboard, wrap up IKEA fabric boxes because he will cause property damage if I wake up but not get up to feed them
• #1 of having his kibble tossed instead of just eating it
• Always brings back the kibble to the carpet to eat.
• The cat least excited about eating.
• A lot slower to act than Suodis. A lot smarter, too.
• Loves being in cardboard boxes
• Loves gnawing on the cardboard boxes he's in.
• Paw hair so long kibble gets stuck there often.
• DGAF about wet floor
• Just the most precious little boy <3

I wanted to give a friend of mine a brief on my kitties, so you guys are just reaping the benefits

• Name: Lunis
• Sex: M
• Age: ~6?
• Adoption story: Evelina had spotted a kitten that she wanted to adopt online. When we came to the shelter, it turned out that there was a mix up. Long story short, we ended up adopting the kitten that was angling to whack the ear of a senior cat one that one shelter lady was telling us was too mean to be adopted out.
• We got him because we wanted Piksė to have a friend.
• They didn't get to be friends (in all fairness, we botched the introduction). The shelter didn't want to take him back (after lying to us that they would) and the rest is history.
• Smart, energetic
• #1 hunter-killer. Kibble doesn't stand a chance. Has killed ~5 birds despite being a 100% indoor cat.
• Also #1 reason why you can't buy flowers for Evelina. Can be laser focused on eating them.
• Likes to be completely covered up for snoozing purposes
• Demands attention like once a day
• Will not willingly get into your lap or on your hands
• Invented gnawing on inanimate objects to make me get up and feed him, but only after noticing that I'm already awake.
• Is learning to be vocal and to enjoy human attention more from the other cats
• Very handsome
• Go him a spiky food bowl/plate to make him eat slower. Still eats so fast that he throws up at times.
• If we return after being out for a few hours, he goes to the toilet immediately. No clue why.
• Perfect loaf. Also the inventor of the crashed dragon/ rotisserie chicken sleeping pose.
• The white paws and chest are perfect

• Name: Suodis (means "soot" in Lithuanian)
• Blek ket, though he does have a few white strands
• Age: 2-3 years-old.
• He/himbo
• Brother of Gogis
• Evelina spotted a Facebook post about someone having dumped two kittens next someone's yard
• When it came time to catch him, he was eating the dead baby weasel the Facebook poster's cat had caught
• The tip of his tail is broken at a 90 degree angle
• Seemingly had weaker hind legs when he was a kitten. Didn't stop him from trying to jump, climb or stand or two legs
• One underemployed brain cell
• Pure instinct
• Most likely to make sleeping uncomfortable for you by getting into bed
• Only climbs on top of me if he wants food and I'm in bed
• Will absolutely melt in Evelina's lap/arms
• This absolute state of relaxation has lead to him experiencing some really stupid falls
• Could potentially chase the red dot until he passes out/dies. It's our task to stop the game beforehand
• Zoomies/10
• Enjoys recreationally jumping on/off our tall IKEA closets
• Worships Lunis
• We have three litterboxes. Suodis manages to poop in the gaps between them at least once a week.
• Somehow in perfect health. Vet literally said that he had big bones to explain his weight.
• May sleep in loaf position with his face to the ground. No fucking clue why.
• Lunis actually summons him for some recreational fighting in the corridor
• Will claw at closed doors until cows come home
• Wonderful creaky meows
• EKEKEKEKEK