Okay, so because Heihei wants to eat Ferdinand's expensive food all of the time, I give Ferd just a tiny handful when he asks. He now wakes me up pretty consistently around 8am, but I still struggle to stay awake.
My plan is to load him up with my meds like he was one of those St. Bernards, so I can take my ADHD meds and stay awake, thus shifting my sleep schedule.
I see nothing wrong with this plan :V