I just do not get my cat, Majora

When I'm cooking meats and whatnot, shes sniffing the air, staring at me, licking her lips

But then I break off a piece and offer it to her, she sniffs it, and looks at me like "wtf am I supposed to do with this mom"

She immediately gets excited for her cat treats but turns her nose up at actual fish. PLASTIC, though? That shit is IMMEDIATELY going in her mouth.

I am an honorary cat due to my insane sitting pose

I had to use my hood on my batman onesie to cover my head so Meru didn't start chowing down. Lady was very sweet and enjoyed my heat. @hydrangea took this this pic