because i am Gross with a condition known as "lack of cat spit" and he must thoroughly lick me until he has FINALLY applied enough cat spit, at which point he must fix the new problem: too much cat spit. he solves this problem by licking

Sam is not doing well. He has some conditions that impact his health, and I think one of them took a turn for the worse. I'll take him to the vet tomorrow.

In the meantime, Merry Christmas. I hope it goes well for you.

My girlfriend bought our cat Tortilla three mice for Christmas and I gave her the first one to spread out the surprise and she’s been playing with it mostly by herself FOR A SOLID HOUR. AND STILL GOING. SHE NEVER DOES THIS.