I launched the cameras and saw #Boots eating and #Momo watching. I make another plate. Boots runs & Momo follows. I'm like ugh so I set the plate. I look at the screen & both are eating, & finished all. I have to replenish the plate for #Oreo & #Lilo

his prey is a fluffy worm on a rope+stick that i puppet around in front of him

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i will set out to disprove the allegations that this man has ever menaced anyone a day in their life.

that's an angel your honor, we're dealing with a case of mistaken identity