Get yourself one of these vintage lap-warmers! Quiet, ecological and self-cleaning, this model simply cannot be beat! The only downside is that once you place it in your lap you cannot get up until it decides it's done.

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Get yourself one of these vintage lap-warmers! Quiet, ecological and self-cleaning, this model simply cannot be beat! The only downside is that once you place it in your lap you cannot get up until it decides it's done.

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