It's a good thing that cats don't have the ability to live in space and need food and water to survive imagine if they didn't and a recurring problem for satellite internet are the cats we accidentally unleashed in space during the early days of space exploration and testing who keep bapping asteroids and satellites for fun and misaligning the latter or sending them into decaying orbits so the insurance companies we have in our timeline/reality that work to 'insure' private satellite launches that aren't actually willing to pay out if anything happens apparently don't get to scam other companies out of money like they do irl because the risk of a gatto playing with their new scratching post (the solar panels of part of a several hundred million dollar satellite array) are too high and people would call them out on their bullshit too much and all astronauts in the ISS would be queried to ask if they would be willing to shoot a cat if it threatened the station's operation because the little shits would sleep atop it scratch up its panels nestle in the docking bays and whine to be let in and eat all of your food and bullets are probably cheaper than catfood and extra water although I guess this whole point is moot anyway since the population would probably collapse by the 1990s or something anyway through excessive inbreeding old age and or dispersal through the cosmos.

To all those having bad days out there, hope this cat picture makes you have a tiny smile.

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