i am competent. i am intelligent. i have committed no sin simply by existing. i am sexy. i know how to spell. i know basic grammar. i am so cute. i can communicate my intentions clearly. i am concise. i am so good at emailing people

Hope ya'll in Moscow and along the M4 are staying the FUCK clear from the goddamn major roads, industrial buildings, railways, and anything resembling a dude in camo with an AKM or fuel truck.

Stay safe. I mean I'm munching popcorn to cover up my existential terror, but you gotta take care of your very TANGIBLE terror. BTW if you're Russian and reading this, again like good luck. Non Russians, contemplate how Wagner are awful and Russia still managed to fire off like 50+ Cruise missiles and suicide drones at Kyiv despite this general dysfunction.

WILD SHIT. Some memes.