Me: Hey man
Crilall, the Dark Prince of Wings: Why do you disturb me?
Me: so, your moms seem pretty fun
Crilall: Must I suffer more fools?
Me: I'm just saying. Story of sapphic vampire angst. good shit
Crilall: Prepare to die.
Me: so, about that. How long has it been since your moms last told you to switch up your attack patterns
Crilall: .... what?
Me: Or to lead a target with your projectiles? At all?
Crilall: I ... I was born to lead...
Me: I have speed of 40 and this wand that casts random damage types for free and scales on DEX dude you're gonna have to do better than just being born
Crilall: ENOUGH. You may pass
Me: Self-improvement is free, man, don't be an ass
Crilall: beware the depths below >:(
Me: That's just uncalled for come on