I finished the Listeriapocalypse paper.

[falls over]

"Hey Beefgnaw, how's that Listeriapocalypse paper coming?"

It's, uh

coming

(update: I goofed, actually Listeria generally ain't shit for healthy people but you still don't want it in your fucking ice cream)

I need to start making "Shit My Math Professor Says" notes.

This is the first time in my life I have ever looked forward to a math class.