It's too hot to function and my fellow viking is having the night off, so why not use the void of space to keep cool? Come and join me at 7pm BST as I play Dead Space for the very first time!

Welcome to the ISG Omelas, your new home as you voyage among the stars, During your work term, your duties may include but are not limited to the following:

1. Regular maintenance of the Jeffries tubes
2. On-call hours for immediate response
3. Atmo-filter scrubbing
4. EVA Hull Repair
5. [incomprehensible screaming]
6. Regular Maintenance of Jeffrey
7. A/B testing
8. Slime Control
9. Puzzle Quality Assurance
10. Team Scrum Coordination

Please remember, we want you to be as happy and productive as possible during your work term. For this reason, personnel are forbidden from accessing the Conflux Chamber unless specifically beckoned. If you have any questions, schedule a session with your HR rep. And of course, if you See Something, It’s Nothing.