“would you say being on the ishimura was like being inside of a bong?”

isaac clarke: yes i would say it was exactly like being inside of a bong

idk man this is just really funny to me. really enjoying a lot of the stupid graffiti

any game with a point of no return needs to make it exactly this explicit

which usually means it's time for me to play dead space 3 again

ahhh. that hits the spot.

i like the cronch™

oh here's how this looks in motion btw, with an added bonus of "60FPS boi Isaac Clarke has to directly interact with something moving at a lower framerate"