Ate lunch, sat down, and immediately realized that what was missing from my initial crack at this that I kept trying to "fix" in some way was the diegetic element of this being an in-universe ad to sell a service that also exists to sell you, the viewer in our world, on the service being provided.
Hey, you know that box? What if it was a badge, complete with a "SAMPLE" overlay to prevent duplication?
I like to think the picture is of Bun-E03 shortly after her first successful activation. Since she automatically authenticates with the Mainframe, she never actually needs her ID badge for anything.