Apologies for the continued inconvenience. A new page is live for patrons on http://patreon.com/distressedegg!

in better news: THEY'RE HERE!! My QVP and SYBIL MOTEL KEYCHARMS have arrived and are available for purchase in my shop! These things look even cooler in real life-- do yourself a favor and nab one (or both!) for yourself! http://bit.ly/deggkey

slight update about today's EGG PLAYS episode: i got fuckin covid! lol! lmao!! shit. anyways i don't want to tear up my throat any more than it already is, so we're postponing the HITMAN stream until next week. apologies!! <3 <3

Thursday's art stream might get postponed as well, depending on how i feel by then. i've been vaccinated, so it doesn't feel TOO bad so far (knock on wood), but i still don't want to overclock my body and then regret it later. Patreon updates will continue normally, though!