they should make a guitar thats also a lava lamp

it is downright embarrassing but i ffucking love watchibg minigolf on instagram reels. dialed golf? bogey_boys? the golf goblin? this is the height of entertainment, to me. the stakes! the drama!

god i just had a weed-fueled flashback to high school when my history teacher was explaining the nazis and i, in teen shit-head form, kept pointing out that (in the then-contemporary USA of 2003) that we do all the like, bullet points of nazism he was presenting and him getting upset with me because "ours is different" and me chalking it up to him being right that ours is different, but also that i didn't get how and it must be because he was a bad teacher, or at least bad at explaining this.

ideology. good lord.