well I just learned this is a thing that exists. Kaylin wants me to see it. ~Chara

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goat,_or_Who_Is_Sylvia%3F#:~:text=The%20Goat%2C%20or%20Who%20Is%20Sylvia%3F%20is%20a%20full%2D,2003%20Pulitzer%20Prize%20for%20Drama.

"The tale of a married, middle-aged architect, Martin, his wife Stevie, and their son Billy, whose lives crumble when Martin falls in love with a goat, the play focuses on the limits of an ostensibly liberal society."