Every FedEx tracking number just says

• Monday 3:05 PM Arrived at FedEx location
• Monday 7:15 PM Departed FedEx location
• Tuesday 2:17 AM Disappeared into event horizon

And then someday far into the future, the thing you ordered arrives

Imagine this, you're trying to buy something on eBay, the seller gets your address, name, and everything right, but they ship through FedEx.

now imagine that despite FedEx having your name, address, and phone number, they still somehow give you the wrong tracking number and you suddenly have to hope your eBay seller has the right one. That's FedEx, apparently their mistake is always your fault somehow.

Never use FedEx.

bean table was supposed to arrive today but actually it was shipped through FedEx so who knows if it will ever get here 😔

also the new landlord has changed the building entry codes so who knows if anyone will get packages at all anymore 😔😔😔