It’s wild to me how Anastasia’s version of Rasputin is this fucked-up satanic lich who essentially Final Fantasy summoned the Bolshevik revolution, whereas the real one was just a really religious twunk who gave dogshit policy advice and fucked a lot

Makes you think

turning my aura's tail into a big gator tail always fills me with An Emotion. she's incomplete without it.

I am continually being denied the funney number

the universe has heard my pleas