because sometimes you just need to make a whole Pirate AU!

I KNOW I can beat M2S before the week resets... I know I can, I can feel it... but there's just not any prog parties up for it on my server and even when one does pop up that's about as far along as I am it usually completely fills up on tanks before I'm even done reading... its getting to the point I might join an enrage prog despite not having seen the final mechanic (I do at least know how it works)