Hi, my name is Emet-Selch. At work I enjoy forming empires and plotting the destruction of worlds, but at home I’m a sensitive soul who enjoys rewatching my favorite Tim Burton films and going to the mall to shoplift from Hot Topic. I’m older than I look and after years of plotting I’m ready to settle down with a lovely lady who also loves Alice in Wonderland (2010)

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did you think that was her real name