Hi, my name is Emet-Selch. At work I enjoy forming empires and plotting the destruction of worlds, but at home I’m a sensitive soul who enjoys rewatching my favorite Tim Burton films and going to the mall to shoplift from Hot Topic. I’m older than I look and after years of plotting I’m ready to settle down with a lovely lady who also loves Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Had a Puppet Bunker run that was a bit of a mess but everyone was mostly good sports about it. At one point our party accidentally aimed one of the big lasers at another party and nearly wiped them completely; rather than let it potentially escalate when we were called out, I just dropped an "Our bad, sorry" in the chat to sort of just claim accountability on the group's behalf.

It sorta worked because when someone was ultimately like "save the salt for your chips," the conversation then dovetailed into people talking about what their favorite kind of chips were.

i went ahead and just sort of dropped a message in the alliance chat thanking everyone for being cool because the whole thing could have gone completely differently. sure, one of them went on to shift blame onto me for pulling the boss while others were watching cutscenes, but y'know otherwise

You keep doing that and you're gonna get some horrid textile dermatitis