I could probably find high heels in my size pretty easily but I don't really have anything to wear them with or the courage to wear them out, so I don't get that clack clack clack clack that sounds so electrifying

But I do have steel toe, and I can walk up a flight of stairs and get bang bang bang bang as I hit the risers

Or casually kick a piece of concrete and hear that knock

Or kick the car of the fucking idiot parked way too close to me and get that boom as I crack his bumper