A Discord server I'm in that happens to be full of clowns has decided to collect its best shitposts in the nsfw chat and face them off against each-other with absolutely no context provided. There's some pretty funny stuff in there and like a quarter are things I said, so if you're OK with seeing adult content, give it a look!
Note about the Snake one: should be read as the Colonel saying the first part, Snake saying the second, and Colonel saying the third part.
