Kobold who is getting uncomfortably cold, because their office has no heat and they're stuck sitting all day
Kobold wants someone to come start a fire for warmth

Kobold is napping in a minecart right now, as other kobolds push the minecart to the top of a cave-hill, before letting it slide down to who knows where

kobold wakes up and has 5 seconds to solve the trolley problem at the bottom of the hill

Kobold hits the A button to jump over the dwarves tied to the track