6:00 AM Eastern, 2024-06-07 (because that's right before bedtime for me right now)

Get ready for a cat fact that will fumble local political turmoil in the face of a great and powerful foe, then get assassinated by a furry who reeks of their gaming room!

Also, I'm announcing a Cat Facts hiatus. I was picked up to soundtrack a game and need to focus on that game and the album I'm still recording, cannot be worrying about writing the new Cat Facts background every 7 weeks. I might just return to Cat Facts soon anyways, though.

if you were making gay skyrim, which of these aspects do you think would be the most important to get perfect in portrayal and delivery? totally real poll

• (70 votes) choosing the perfect alduin meow
• (419 votes) delivering ralof's famous line where he calls lokir a "faggot" perfectly
• (20 votes) perfecting the art of volleying cock puns at the player
• (420 votes) representing underappreciated queer groups perfectly, like lokir (wlw latent homos) or ralof (transmasc lesbians)
• (3 votes) having a real life grungler voice ulfric stormcloak's famous muffled grunt