every time I play balatro I wonder if it's training me to fall for gambling more, or if it's actually instead making it so I will be so disappointed if I ever play real poker. fucking ubisoft minigame tier bullshit card trick.

you say I can 'cash out' but there's no fucking shop? are you kidding me?

what the fuck am I supposed to do with all these dollars, I don't have any jokers who can use them.