(no sheep were harmed in the process of archery-ing) (arching?) (archeryifying?)
there's an open range shoot here every sunday for as long as the weather is good so i may go more, though it's a little pricey ($50 for 1.5hrs).
i did the beginner class to get my bearings back (i shot like once a few years ago and haven't shot with regularity since 2006), and got second place in one of the games they did!
scene starts out with a close up shot of the protagonists face, it is very well lit
protag: wait, i have to stay five nights at that place?
cut to deuteragonist with the same shot style
deuterag: yes, you must stay FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S.
cut to second protagonist with the same shot style again
second protag: wait, i have to stay five nights there as well?
guess what? same cut
deuterag: yes, you must stay FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S, TOO.
camera cuts to "three", the third protagonist who sounds like someone who would say "radical!" unironically in the 90's, with the same shot
three: hey! the name's three! wait! i have to stay five nights over there along with the other two?
you already know
deuterag: yes you must stay FIVE NIGHTS AT FREEDY'S, THREE.
fourth protagonist, same shot silly
fourth protag: hey, thanks for inviting us to golf today-
camera cuts out to show that every introduced character is at a golf course, speciffically at a tee box. second protagonist is just about to start his driving stroke
after a few seconds, it goes back to ol' reliable camera angle
fourth protag: wait, i have to stay five nights too?!?
switch
deuterag: yes, you must stay FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S-
second protag: FORE!!
cuts to second protagonist absolutely smashing his ball into the fairway, everyone applauds
cut to fifth protagonist, surprise, its the same shot (camera, not golf)
fifth protag: wait, i'm not going to the same place as them, right? i have to stay at a sister location of sort for the same time period?
cut
deuterag: yes, you must stay FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S SISTER LOCATION.
sixth protag, similar to the first, same joke setup, but a whole lot worse
sixth protag: wait, i don't have pizza training for the stay, i heard there was a simulator?
if you know, you know
deuterag: yes, you must train with FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA SIMULATOR.
seventh protagonist, they are a fully cgi companion akin to bonzi buddy or that stupid paper clip
oh, yea, same cut
seventh protag: wait, there is an entire planet that exist based on people staying five nights at freddy's?
bazinga
deuterag: yes, FNAF WORD.
tertiary character that works for the golf course crosses by the deuteragonist's face, camera zooms out and focuses on the tertiary character in a golf cart with snacks
tertiary character: wow, sound like you guys have a pretty crazy night planned out!
cuts to deuteragonist, face encompassing the camera as always
deuterag: yes, it's going to be the ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT.
camera zooms out and focuses on the tertiary character again
tertiary character: oh cool! snacks?
zoom out to show everyone
everyone (sorta in unison): nope, thanks.
tertiary character: ok!
tertiary character drives off
camera focuses first protagonist in the zoomed out view, very confused
protag: wait, why are there so many people staying five nights at freddy's?
same cut and camera as usual, but deuteragonist pulls out a flyer
deuterag: because on the flyer i posted it says "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S: HELP WANTED". no maximum noted.
cut to protagonist, same fucking shot
protag: oh.
cut to eighth protagonist, same closeup but they are looking behind their shoulder
eighth protag: it's cool that this golf course is right next to a high security prison-
zooms out to show everyone introduced so far in golf attire, further into the same hole. there is a big fuck-off prison conveniently next to the golf course, behind the protagonists and deuteragonist
eighth protag: -i think someone is escaping. wait, i, too, have to stay five nights there?
aaaa
deuterag: yes, you must stay FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S-
fuck off prison: SECURITY BREACH, prisoner has escaped! SECURITY BREA-
ninth protagonist, first looking behind themself at the escaped convict, but looks at the deuteragonist with the shot that is as fresh as stale bread
ninth protag: wait, i have to stay five nights at some sort of ruin?
deuterag: not just any ruin, you must stay FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S RUIN
scene end, cut to black
i expect audiences to be flabbergasted at the sheer epicness at display here, so add an applause sign at the end of the scene to give the audience and opportunity to show they loved every second of this scene
i am so fucking good at writing scripts, critics are going to eat this shit up
This event will not only be a live musician event, but also featuring the incredible talents of performers from the JP side of VRchat. A true crossover event! ✨
このイベントはミュージシャンのライブイベントであるだけでなく、VRchatのJP側のパフォーマーたちの素晴らしい才能もフィーチャーされる。まさにクロスオーバー・イベントだ！✨
For the first time in Jazz Lounge history, not only will we have single performers playing, but entire bands playing!:Club:
ジャズ・ラウンジ史上初めて、一人のパフォーマーだけでなく、バンド全体が演奏する！
@167 internet time if i'm not mistaken. spread the word~ 🎵
ok, The Jazz Lounge (Discord / Twitter) is legit. they organized a really good US/JP show and this polished concert hall venue is a big improvement over their normal (semi-jank imo) club digs. they're doing very good work acting as a bridge between the two scenes. based on audience chatter, i'd say the crowd last night was close to equally split between US/JP players. even as people came and went the venue stayed pegged at 80/80 occupancy for the entire three hours.
i'm getting the sense that the Japanese VRC jazz scene is considerably more developed, which only makes me more curious about what we're missing out on. two of the JP performers last night encouraged the audience to join their VRC groups or even friend them to better stay abreast of future performances, gladly accepted.
(related, i've acquired the habit of idly browsing random people's public groups, and it's proved a great way to find more interesting circles. groups have been such a wonderful addition to VRC... i joined the groups of a few JP jazz bar venues i spotted last night, for ex. i look forward to many missed notices of 6 a.m. shows. :)
anyway, another good milestone.
joke's on you, you get more of my communist tiefling
and a big monster of sorts that i have not finalized the lore of yet.
